A Chrisism is defined as stupid things ourbrother Chris has said over the course of his life. We have created a whole line of products to immortalize these phrases.
Chrisism No. 5is Platypus, Duck-Bill Style. Now we classify this as a Chrisism, even though it was not originally said by Chris. However, he is the one who has kept it alive all these years. This was born out of a campfire game of "I'm going to the zoo." Platypus was insufficient, and the style of platypus had to be added as an afterthought.
And then there's this super in-depth description of the shirt:
This classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee fits like a well-loved favorite. Soft cotton and quality print make users fall in love with it over and over again. These t-shirts have-ribbed knit collars to bolster shaping. The shoulders are tapered for a better fit over time. Dual side seams hold the garment's shape for longer.
.: Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that is easy to layer, breathable. Perfect for active and leisure wear. .: The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that's perfect for accessorizing. .: Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified. .: The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations. .: Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Heather colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
